I actually have a really big penis and i am fucking amazing in bed
love from charlotte xx
August 2011
It’s crazy seeing so many people post about Azriel on here and Facebook, excellent news.
Pricing up my new bed based on if I think Charlotte will like it.
If not, there’s always the ‘sleep on your fucking own’ option!
Ughhhh 20 days until my sisters birthday, I don’t get paid for another 30 and it probably wont be that much.
I wish I could work the same hours and get paid a lot more so I can treat my woman and see my friends the same amount.
Great man. Well done sir! Sex gong for life.
Charlotte is cool and I think I’ll keep her!
Play
yesss we will do :) i'm pretty much free all the time except sunday so let me know when you are/she doesn't have college and i'll come out! was going to go to the imperial on a thursday one last time but i realised i don't really care about seeing many of those people before i leave xo
Me neither and the Imperial is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been to in my life. LETS ALL HAVE A PIZZA AND HANG OUT
I'm going to masturbate and eat chips
Not particularly in that order.
Make sure you wash your hands, good lad.
Everyone is getting some at the moment apart from me and cj apparantly lol. You bastard, I hope you cherish the pain in your penis.
No pain, no gain!
I’d just like to add a gong sound effect to this little equation haha
I’m so unbelievably sexed out today I can’t even feel my penis right now, I did NOT know how to pee before.
This is bad news.
Save up, save up, save up, save up, move out, buy nice car, happy.